Alright cute young people going into a bar but unlike the tarantino dusk till dawn movie these people turn into ghouls starve them by separating head from stomache but all the style reaks of tarantino and like tarantino it seems to be a sucker movie ...
oh and they have one man who knows how to fight and destroy them and some japanese theme well let´s see will i puke first or fall asleep because i have seen a movie like this before ....
o yes as usual they open the door and want to start a killing spree damn usually the killing spree comes to the end but this room seems to be empfty someone killed them all body parts everywhere what happened that´s a nice twist to the usual horror
kill the queen yeap the usual reference to entymology horror in the hive boooring saw that before now make a twist change the course please give me something new yeah as always the cute one looses the nerve and goes i bet he will die and get eaten as every coward in a horror flick shit i have to pee .... lucky the commercial break ... you saved me ....
a pee turned into a poo ... oh look the cute one is back and they are in the devil´s den as the title goes and there are a lot of ghouls and they look usual american style crap horror not like a rotten corps ... yeap america is really the end of the word : culture .
i worked in a hospital once and a body doesn´t look like that ... this creature ain´t dead .... and looking at mideval paintings in europe ... christian demons don´t look that way either .... so where do they get these ideas ... actually not from an educated person ....
of course the main female character has great boobs i mean great in sense of big bursting out of her cleavage o boy they are great great in terms of big and great in terms of view o boy i am horny by now .... nooo commercial break stop don´t do it ...
and this movie is political correct we have a negro a white blond one and a chinese chick anything you need to not offend anyone flat as it can be no new thoughts no new concepts possible in that environment the law flatens the world to people who look the same behave the same and dress the same another reason to abolish law
back to our movie a ghoul appeared after the blonde one and the chinese chick walked the woods and joked about squirrels and mountain lions and yes kung fu to a ghoul think that chick has her period poor ghoul i have really pitty for him killed that way by a fourious chinese chick
the chinese chick is a government assasin sent to kill the white blonde guy what a reveal a twist in the story usually in these quite moments after a ghoul kill they kiss ond make out and bang together but do not reveal they are government agents to assasin what a dialogue what a fuck go on don´t need that side story kill the ghouls kill the ghouls oh no a government conspiracy soon you will see some chemical experiments i bet it will turn out that way now they talk about governement people cheating their wifes and hiring serial killers doing their jobs pleaaase go back to the ghoul story
the ghoul head bit the blonde guy will he turn to a ghoul too hope he will that will turn the story at least they stopped talking about senator sleep overs and hooker conspiracies now it is a horror movie again oh these boobs
ohh the big boobed woman turned to the queen of the ghouls yeah the morpheus typed negro is fighting the queen of ghouls oh he is bitten by the ghoul
o what a dialogue hitler thought he was a good guy what a wisdom bang commercial break alright a showdown between the chinese chick and the tarantino style ghoul booooring
the chinese chick is a vampire now that movie turns weird by the minute now the cute blonde has the sword oh i mean dick and the chinese chick turned to a ghoul too oh and with words the cute blonde turned the ghoul chinese into a normal person again now it is weird now the queen is headless the dick uuhh i mean the sword is in the chinese hand oh now they have a six month later thing ... he misses his shot and makes a damn squirrels joke referring to the previous squirrel mountain lion joke they had ... o boy ... he killed a squirrel with a rpg yawwwwnnnnnn .... and the END
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